MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Merry Christmas, Billie Farage!

"You must come with me, loving me, to death; or else hate me, and still come with me!"
- My Christmas wish for you.

love,
the british husband that you love more than our cat.

my hippie loving wife that is very flexible which is awesome for sex.

for the 90's kid that still lives in you, baby.

Two hearts connected as one, with some herpes in-between.

when you don't want to get out of bed, also this the best access when i want to get you naked.

i got you these crocs because you asked for weird ass gifts, but also because i want people to know you have bad taste. jk.