Happy Birthday, brat!
I’m surprised you made it to 37 without me murdering you. While, you can be annoying, egoistical, and a troublemaker there are some good things about you. You pay for dinner, you give decent compliments and have really good hair! You have some cool visions that make Chicago a bit more interesting to look at and you can always find a good glass of wine anywhere. Your best qualities aren't often the ones you let others see and for that reason alone, I want to wish a very happy birthday! Here’s to you becoming old and grey.
MOSTLY FROM THE 'real' Sophia
PS, this sushi is supposed to be the best in town. Enjoy.